Small penises have feelings too.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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