I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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