i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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