I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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