It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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