belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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