His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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