And the cops told us we were all naked.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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