in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
we made out on top of his cat.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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