Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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