Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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