dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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