are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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