they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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