can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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