It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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