She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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