you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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