im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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