ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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