Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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