Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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