My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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