Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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