He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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