You can't motorboat a personality
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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