And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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