we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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