Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i drank out of a bidet.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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