When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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