I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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