Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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