But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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