just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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