i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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