I'm really into asian looking animals
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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