How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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