Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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