they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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sex in a hospital.. check
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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