Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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