that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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