i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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