so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I have post one night stand depression
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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