I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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