Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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