He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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