She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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