My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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