I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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