Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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