Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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