normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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