But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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