I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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