her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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