i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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