I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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