i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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